Stupid Stuff I Find in Freelance Job Ads

I think I browse through a couple hundred job ads a week. At least it feels that way. Some job ads irk me because the job poster inserts cliché expressions, slang, or useless phrases. The expression, "Think out of the box" is overused and useless, so is "Must be able to think on your feet." And does any job ad really need the phrase, "Must be willing to work well with others" or "Must be able to think independently"?

Here are some more phrases or vague wording that irk me.

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Sincerely,
Brian Scott